Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Natural peanut butter can kiss my ample, cottage cheesy posterior.

Holy crap is that stuff bad.

Not only does it lack taste, but the Trader Joe's brand I had bought had completely separated. I stirred it as much as I could, but it was runny. Combine the consistency with the color, and anyone who has routinely changed diapers can see how unattractive that is.

I had about a tablespoon or so of it with some whole wheat crackers before dinner. They say that if you eat some nuts about twenty minutes before you eat, you will eat less. It works. However, next time, I'll be eating something else.

Oh, Peter Pan, how I miss you.


Anonymous said...

That's how I felt when I first switched from my beloved Skippy Honey Roasted. But since become fond of my Adams 100% Natural. It's not that bad, really.

Gretchen said...

I'd rather have a handful of cashews... Mmmm...

Thailand Gal said...

Your description of the consistency of natural peanut butter had me laughing out loud! I will never see it the same way again. (I buy Laura Scudder's which isn't all so bad... )

I'll try the idea with the nuts though. If it keeps me from eating too much, it can't be a bad thing.